The Vexedman Method

Are you the emotional equivalent of a 98 pound weakling? Are you tired of getting sand in your face from the passing over-confident?

Then, the Vexedman method is for you!

In the Vexedman method, you'll find that your confidence is boundless and that you can tackle any task or any group of unpleasant individuals.

And, it all starts with the making of one totally selfish decision. Go ahead and flex your new emotional muscles by making a single decision where you don't consider the thoughts, emotions, or feelings of anyone else. That is the first step to a totally happy life.

You'll find that with the Vexedman method, you can make any decision about any topic and at the same time, promote yourself as the actual center of your universe. What? You're not sure what being the center of your universe is all about? It means taking care of yourself. Taking care of your family. Taking care of all your loved ones, by first taking care of yourself.

And, no, you won't have to worry about appearing to be selfish or self-centered. Because you will be taking care of yourself, you'll find that the feelings of others are really about them, and not about you. This way of living can boost your ability to "come out of the closet" and be your own person (finally). After years of trying, you can be...


Imagine that wonderful feeling of being special. And, you don't have to convince anyone else that you are special. It only takes one person to think you are special for you to get all the benefits that the Vexedman method has to offer. And, that person is YOU!

I was skeptical of the Vexedman method until I actually tried it. And, with the making of a single decision, the formulation of one plan, I discovered that I can be happy with almost any decision I have to make. And, the only person I had to consider to find that feeling was myself. I created a fantasy of what I wanted, and I made it happen.--Roscoe Faustus, Eunatius, Georgia

If you're still not sure that you can make that one decision that will help you be the person you always wanted to be, then consider this. Our offer is totally risk free. We'll refund your total purchase price if you're not completely satisfied with the results you get from the Vexedman method. So, order your confidence today!

The Vexedman method may cause sweaty palms, sweaty pits, nervous stomach, irritable bowel syndrom, and heart palpatations in the first days after you begin to use it. Individual results may vary. See your therapist to find out if you're healthy enough for independent decision making before trying the Vexedman method. If you decide not to try the Vexedman Method, you will be responsible for your own disappointment. Supervision by a qualified professional is recommended when beginning the Vexedman Method program. If your results seem atypical for you, then you're probably doing it right.


Elizabeth said...

Lane, what a funny post. I'm not sure if I'm ready to try this or not. But it seems a timely post for me.

xo -E

Michelle said...

LOL! Isn't it interesting about how the funny things often have a certain amount of truth to them?

bonnie said...

Hee Hee! This post was designed just for me (see I'm already working on being self-centered!). I am quiet and shy and have always resented people who can walk into any situation and take command or become the life of the party. I'm willing to try anything that can turn me into one of those people!

lw said...

You know, you nailed it. I'm not wired for making decisions that don't consider everyone else first, and I would have sweaty palms, sweaty pits, nervous stomach, irritable bowel syndrome, and heart palpitations if I tried it. I did have therapy, but it wasn't until I was alone for a year (divorced, with grown children) and there was no one else to consider that I figured out what it took for me to be happy.

Vesuviusmama said...

Especially for a woman, the Vexedman Method is against every bit of training we've received from birth on. What a challenge!